guest post: The Jugged Hare

Every so often, I am asked by a reader if they can guest post on my blog.  More often than not, I reply enthusiastically.  And then I tend to hear nothing.  Perhaps it sounded like a good idea before they ate and drank too much?  Or maybe they simply needed to know if this soapbox is for sharing (which it absolutely is)?  Either way, on this particular occasion, my guest blogger didn’t fall silent.  (I actually don’t think he has EVER, in the history of time, fallen silent).  Here is his review and mighty fine it is too!

—————

hare seen better days

hare seen better days

It is an odd experience waiting to be seated at the Jugged Hare. First impressions are of the impressive reworking of the architecture; this pub has stood on this corner of Chiswell Street (Chyselstrate) since 1750, just outside the walled City of London.

outside The Jugged Hare

outside The Jugged Hare

But then you realise you are being watched, a fair few dozen pairs of cold eyes are staring at you. You look up instinctively.  A drove of stuffed hares stare down at you from the wall. They are mounted low enough to touch, to marvel at the ingenuity of the taxidermist. You feel at one with the greyhound. The hare, as it turns out, looks good enough to eat.

The menu is not for herbivores. Aside from a cursory nod to the vegan (who’s dish is entitled simply ‘Vegetarian’) it is a Barbour jacket and battered Land Rover of Hen Pheasant (from Yorkshire), Venison (Yorkshire again), Wild Boar, Blood Sausage, Pig’s Head/Trotters/Innards, Grouse (Yorkshire). (warning: religious Jews from Manchester will be offended). And above all, there is the Jugged Hare (no origin detailed, presumably because they are so fast moving, Vmax is at 45mph would you believe).

The food was rich.  Carlos Slim rich, not merely Mittal at the height of the steel boom.

staring eyes

staring eyes

The Jugged Hare, essentially hare stew served in a jug, arrives with mashed potatoes (3 parts butter to 1 part spud) and good cabbage.  I had expected lead shot in the stew but found none (given their pace, how else do they harvest them?) instead an excellent, rich gravy – a dish that has to be tried. The waitress made a point of saying it was the best dish they served. Despite my cynicism, I just thought they had purchased a job lot (Catford Greyhound stadium recently closed) and needed to shift them, but – in any event –  she was right.

One of our party had the game pie (quite probably four and twenty blackbirds baked therein). It looked excellent, although broke the golden rule of having pastry around the sides and on the base, instead opting for a cylinder head of insulation, which merely keeps the contents hotter than lava but damages the experience somewhat. The whole baby chicken also looked superb for those of a surgical disposition, although the fine motor skills required in such an operation detracts from the dining experience. Certainly it does reduce the speed of consumption, never a good thing.

Honeycomb ice cream and hot chocolate sauce for desert. The sticky toffee looked superb too.

Wine list is weak – we had two whites, a Grenache (Cote de Roussillon 2009) which was too fruity and a Viognier from New Zealand which was too oaky. The selection is poor, maybe they are expecting you to go for the heavy reds for the full Medieval Banquet/Last days of the Roman Empire.  And go you should.

The Jugged Hare 49 Chiswell Street EC1                             Deliciously written by Ollie Jerome @x1ocj

Leave a Comment

Filed under food

the joy of parenting?

‘Tis the time of year.  Yes, of course, to be merry.  But also to play 24/7 happy families.  It’s almost as if the roast parsnips and sticky pudding come at a price and we are now in the thick of it: the extreme parenting season of Christmas.

the Smalls lead the way..

the Smalls lead the way..

Of course, no one doubts the love we have for our offspring. And the lady at the supermarket checkout informs us that they are divine (well, they look it to HER). But the challenge of discipline for the Under10s team can be tricky now that the bribe of the Fat Man In Red has come and gone.

And then there’s the ‘Dad says it’s ok’ gag.  Or ‘But you promised’.  Small sometimes adds: ‘Hey, I’ll even read a WHOLE book’.  The trading commences.  I’ll let you do this if you then do that….  Ridiculous as it sounds, the deal even seems sane to those deaf parent ears.

Health and Safety is my cut off point.  If it appears remotely dangerous to me, it’s a definite NO.  Whatever Dad has said.  But then I did pack a course of antibiotics so shivering in a pool doesn’t apply.

Share, swap, stop it….shhhhhh!  The noise is deafening and bedtime a distant dream.

There’s no escaping it.  We should just embrace the festivities and the resulting electronic/sugar rush.  And relinquish all control.  The last mince pie will always be theirs.

Leave a Comment

Filed under kids

Hupa Lupa: A crackers paper obsession

IMG_1609

flat packed crackers – looking more like greetings cards

Crackers – with their paper hats, predictable jokes and useless bit of tat – are SUCH a major part of the Christmas meal.  For us Brits, I should add.  As it seems that ‘the yanks’ don’t share our enthusiasm for a bit-of-a-bang before their festive turkey.  Last year, as I had been previously warned that Sarasota wouldn’t offer us any cracker shopping, I crammed a big box of Waitrose’s finest into my suitcase and, of course, unpacked sad, flattened versions on arrival.

This year, I felt smug.  I had a plan.

 

You see, in a world where paper is being increasingly replaced by screens, we need to count as many paper lovers as we can.  And, in deepest Cornwall, I found someone who loves paper SO much, he has designed a flat pack Christmas cracker!  And that’s not all.  I was blown away by Hupa Lupa and their homemade card designs.  It seems there’s nothing the creative (and founder) Ian Walden can’t do with some paper and his endless, wacky ideas.

crackers fully assembled

crackers fully assembled

butterfly card using out of circulation bank notes

butterfly card using out of circulation bank notes

 

Rather cunningly, many of his designs use materials that no longer have a use, such as out of circulation bank notes, coins and bus tickets.

So, delighted with my discovery, I immediately ordered my crackers (looking more like pack of greetings cards) ready for our Christmas Day abroad.  And then I found myself interviewing Ian about his paper obsession:

What is it about paper which excites you? Everything. Its tactile nature, texture and colour, but, most of all, what I can do with it.

What would you LOVE to make in paper which has never been done before? That’s a tough question. I tend to make things that are relevant to a particular person. I once made a scale version of a grand piano for a musician friend of mine. It’s possible to make anything from paper, if you have the time.

chocolate mice perfect for filling our crackers. (jokes are included as are the bang)

chocolate mice – perfect for filling our crackers. (jokes are included as are the bangs)

Do Kindles upset you? Coming from a graphic design background, I’ve seen the use of paper decrease over the years. I do feel a slight pang of sadness when you can no longer hold a book or album in you hands. But the iPad, well, that’s a different story…

How do your colleagues view paper? Most of the people I work with are younger than me and so never learnt the old school tricks of the trade, like foiling or embossing by hand. I’m always trying to get them excited by the potential of paper, but it’s a passion not shared by everyone. It takes time and patience which is often lacking these days. You can’t rush paper.

What can’t paper do? In my mind, there is nothing that paper can’t do. Paper is a vessel for many things good and bad, but still, it is an amazing medium.

How long does it take to turn a concept into a real idea/product? Anything from 5 minutes to hours… and sometimes days. I often make a prototype in several phases before creating the final version.

How would you like Hupa Lupa to be described at the bus stop? Like a pop-up book. Clever, witty and fun, but most of all “How do they do that?”

Hupa Lupa 01326 618086 / a selection of Hupa Lupa designs can be found at Not On The High Street.

 

Leave a Comment

Filed under shopping

Coya: The last (Peruvian) supper (of 2012)

Cough, sniff, yawn.  I am vowing to learn from my going-out-mistakes.  I mean, honestly.  It’s so obvious when you think about it.  From mid December, we should all stay in, toast marshmallows by the fire and darn those socks.

the pisco bar and lounge at Coya

the pisco bar and lounge at Coya

But seeing as it was our last scheduled girls night of 2012 and my 70th (!) food review of the year (more of which later…) the night was NOT to be cancelled – despite various common cold and sheer exhaustion suffering.  So, as the final food review of the year, there was a great deal of pressure on Coya and its owner, the acclaimed restaurateur Arjun Waney, to wow us, the sleepy birds.  So, as my third Peruvian (sounds almost kinky) restaurant – and with one Honky Tonk down (she did have a full-blown fever), we braved the cold and the Christmas crowds with a promise of pisco sours, cerviche and some Latin American vibes.

our chilled lounge table

our chilled lounge table

It really has been the year of the Peruvian, in London’s restaurant world.  First I ate at superbly artistic Lima, then we partied at urban-cool Cerviche and now faced with this 100-seater dining room, pisco bar and private members club full of hedge funders, I realised Coya was my South American hat trick.

We decided not to sit at a table in the dining room.  A wise decision, it turned out.  The pisco

the year of the ceviche

the year of the ceviche

bar and lounge area is much more laid back.  First out were the delicious corn chips and shrimp crackers served with mashed up avocado, lemon and garlic.  Then followed a selection of anticuchos (marinated and grilled meat and fish skewers) as well as an array of divine ceviche all accompanied by the national tipple, some wonderfully sour piscos.

It took an Alan Partridge look-alike crashing our table to break up the party.  Irrespective of what he looked like, approaching three wedding-banded girls clearly looking for a quiet night indicated that he wasn’t sober nor intuitive.  Not a flattering move either way but did serve as a reminder that we had warm beds to scurry home to.

Coya: 118 Piccadilly W1 020 7042 7118

 ——–

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank London town for feeding my guests and me during 2012.  I am slowly learning NOT to eat everything put in front of me while fast realising that sometimes I should meet my friends without a review in mind.  There’s nothing worse than a blogger bore.  And, finally, before the year begins all over again …. my dear, generous restaurant owners:  please don’t invite me if you don’t want me to be honest.  Lucy Land (of West London Living fame) has taught me the value of honest reviews.  ‘Don’t be so nice’ she repeatedly told me earlier this year.  ‘Your readers won’t thank you if they have an awful meal.’  Thanks, Lucy, for this and more.

1 Comment

Filed under food, friends